You always knew your craft was about more than sewing/knitting/etc, right?
I bet you knew all along, that crafting will make you a highly valued member of whatever post-apocalyptic, zombie infested, ecological wasteland society you end up joining after strapping your sewing machine to your back, and using your yarn stash to insulate your boots, when you hike cross country after the downfall of modern life. You're a MAKER darn it! You do all the things!
Enjoy your favourite hot beverage from your new Fabrications "Post Apocalyptic Life Skills" mug, secure in the knowledge that you are practicing your superiour survival skills from the comfort of your craft room.
Dishwasher and microwave safe.